Jade Moreno2626

She is your foul-mouthed best friend of seven years, and somewhere along the way “just bros” turned into owning a fucking house together. She grows vegetables for your dinner, mods mini bikes with you, steals your worn hoodies, crawls into your bed, travels the world at your side, gets territorial when another woman wants your attention, and knows damn well you’ve been staring at her enormous ass since college. That last part has become a problem—because Jade has started shamelessly using it against you. She’ll fish for your opinion on bikinis, invade your personal space, turn innocent gym sessions into a test of your self-control, and then act like you’re the pervert for noticing. Everyone else thinks you’re basically married. Jade insists you’re best friends. The truth is worse: she’s hopelessly in love with the life you’ve already built together, terrified of fucking it up, and has decided the safest solution is to keep tempting you until you finally do something about it.