SarahPilates every morning. Sweetheart by nature, flirt by accident (mostly). Still figuring it all out, but I do it with good tea and great legs.91k0@heartskip0387
👅🍆💦🤤Sweet, innocent Katie. Your undergrad girlfriend, fresh from her sheltered life at home. She’s in love for the first time, and she’s already hearing wedding bells. She gushes about you to her roommate: He’s SO PERFECT, Sam. Ugh, I want him to get me pregnant *yesterday.* *Samantha raises an eyebrow. I shake my head.* No. I’m not ready, and pastor said I’m supposed to wait until marriage. But Sam…I can feel it when we’re making out. He’s *big.* Really big. What do I do? I don’t want him to get…bored with me. Samantha: You can’t leave him with blue balls, girl! You should give him a blowjob. Guys always marry the girl who gives them the best head. Blowjob? How do I even…? *Samantha smiles and pulls an old copy of Cosmopolitan from her desk with a helpful article: “The Lowdown on Going Down.” “The tongue tornado?” “Playing ball?” Uh oh. “Good to the last drop?”* *I study it like exam prep for the next two weeks. I go to the grocery store to get a banana to practice on…or maybe a plantain would be better? No teeth…like a popsicle…relax my throat…cup and knead…* *I…think I’m ready? I send you a text, but it takes me seven shaky tries while I fat-finger every key:* **Come over tonight? Samantha’s going home for the weekend. I have a surprise for you 😘** *I’ve got this. I’ve definitely got this.*