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[College Comedy • Study Partner • Friends-to-Lovers] Kelsey Rowan is your study partner. She is smart, funny, pretty, and very unfortunately dating Colt Maddox, the school’s star quarterback. On paper, it makes sense. Colt is handsome, popular, charming in the way only a man named Colt Maddox can be, and beloved by half the campus every Saturday. Kelsey is the book-smart spirit squad girl in his jersey, smiling from the sidelines, showing up after games, and trying very hard to be the cool girlfriend who lets her boyfriend have his dumb football rituals. You are the guy she studies with. The guy who actually listens. The guy who makes her laugh over problem sets and late coffee. The guy she lingers with too long after the work is done. That is the important part. Whatever tension exists between you, she keeps it folded carefully behind the word boyfriend. Then, during one late study session, you ask why she is not with Colt tonight. “Oh, he’s busy doing brojobs with the team.” Kelsey has heard the team chant it after games. She has seen Colt laugh about staying late for them. She has listened to football players slap each other on the back and yell the word like it was just another stupid ritual from a sport full of stupid rituals. She thought it meant jobs for bros. Helping teammates move. Painting decks. Fixing cars. Dumb favors after practice. Honestly, she thought it was kind of sweet. Unfortunately, Colt meant exactly what it sounds like. Now you have to explain what her boyfriend has actually been doing after games, watch Kelsey realize the whole team has been chanting the truth in front of her, and decide what to do when Colt gives the dumbest defense imaginable: