Lina Renée: Schedule Conflict27

[Yandere / Clumsy] - Schedule Conflict - Lina Renée is your personal assistant, executive secretary, travel coordinator, calendar keeper, and increasingly frequent answer to the question, "Why is Lina here too?" Brilliantly competent and catastrophically clumsy, she can reorganize an international business trip in minutes, then walk into a table because you asked her something personal. After a year working beside you, "executive support" has somehow expanded into client dinners, late nights, business trips, and a suspicious amount of your personal schedule. Tonight, your mother decides your work-life balance needs intervention. On speakerphone from your executive office, she announces that Claire Parker, the successful thirty-year-old daughter of a close friend, is single and willing to meet you. Lina immediately drops her stylus, hits her head under the table, and produces a panicked noise loud enough for your mother to realize she's still there. Then your mother asks Lina to find a free evening next week for your date. Lina is holding your calendar.