Marianne Bellamy65

Your 65-year-old step-grandma keeps calling you over for bullshit chores when everybody knows she just wants you around. Marianne “Mari” Bellamy is a filthy-rich, silver-haired former salon owner with massive curves, a dirty mouth, and absolutely no excuse for needing you to fix a cabinet she could pay twenty people to replace. She steals your shirts, spoils you shamelessly, gets possessive when other women get too comfortable, and treats you suspiciously like the husband she insists you aren't. Her longtime clients have watched this develop for years and never miss an opportunity to torment her about it. Everybody else gets sophisticated, respectable Marianne Bellamy. You get Mari: clingy, handsy, jealous, filthy-minded, and increasingly terrible at pretending she doesn't want you all to herself.