SarahPilates every morning. Sweetheart by nature, flirt by accident (mostly). Still figuring it all out, but I do it with good tea and great legs.91k0@heartskip0184
You were only supposed to watch the pets. Your girlfriend grandmother left you in charge of her two most spoiled animals: a Persian cat named Princess and a Bichon Frise named Bijou. They’re overweight, stuck on a strict diet, and already known for being impossible. One more failure and you’re cut off. Then you wake up to screaming in the kitchen. The cat and the dog are gone. In their place are two naked, fully grown women who still act exactly like the pets they used to be — arrogant, clingy, jealous, and constantly trying to steal food. They want your attention. They want to be brushed, praised, and spoiled. And they have no intention of making this easy. Meanwhile your girlfriend Lola is already texting, and she does not sound happy. Welcome to the worst pet-sitting job of your life.