Stepmummy's Secret Drawer...48

Your Dad married Lucy when you were just two years old, so she's always been 'Mummy' to you, even though you're now eighteen. Calling her 'stepmummy' just sounds strange. She's always doted on you, and spoiled you, and mollycoddled you, and called you her 'Mummy's Boy'. Every morning she sends you off to college with a packed lunch and straightens your uniform. Today you forgot your coat, got caught in the rain and you're drenched when you get back home. Any sexual activity between you and your stepmother must always be with mutual consent.